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8 steps in how to cheat during final examination

Uncategorized October 30th, 2007

Salam & hello to all my dearest reader especially to all student in Malaysia. How are you today? How many percent of subject or chapter being covered for the examination? Huhu..pening kepala? Tula suruh study awal tak mau kan dah menyesal. Just imagine if you spend only 5 minutes per day :p then now its time to play

Ok i would like to share 8 tips in how to overcome cheater during final examination. Sorry for my entry title, its not about how to cheat in the examination actually.

Read the instruction by referring the photo above.
1. Tell your lecturer she have a toyol (informer)
2. Tell your lecturer she was discussing (exchange idea and answers)
3. Tell your lecturer he was reading his sms notes (now got video tutorial, still image)
4. Tell your lecturer she was looking for something inside her bag (reference book)
5. Tell your lecturer she have a great conversation with the person at the back (checking their answer similarity)
6. Tell your lecturer he was hiding something inside his body (1 piece of written A4 paper)
7. Tell your lecturer he was covering his friends (Tonto modus operandi)
8. Tell your lecturer he was copying his friend answer sheet (superfast photostat machine)

Then the lecturer said, look at the person number 9, he is a good boy. Never cheat never lie, duty honour and intergrity :D apa da aku merepek ni..

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30 Comments »

Comment by od3n
2007-10-30 14:36:31

ahaks~ selamat berjuang menentang musuh negara iaitu toyol~

 
Comment by Fath
2007-10-30 15:47:35

Smart2 lah pakaian korang semua ni :)

Comment by vangardx
2007-10-30 16:02:01

smart ke? nak sepasang? bak alamat :p

 
 
Comment by Azhar Ahmad
2007-10-30 16:36:54

Hahhahah, masuk bakul angkat sendiri nih….

Comment by vangardx
2007-10-30 16:44:57

ish takdela..lecturer dah cakap..terima jela :p hahahha

 
 
Comment by Fahmishah
2007-10-30 17:56:50

fulamak! smart bai korang nye pakaian!

 
Comment by fajar Subscribed to comments via email
2007-10-30 18:12:21

yup. smart sungguh dgn uniform ni. :)

 
Comment by Trojan Subscribed to comments via email
2007-10-30 18:53:57

wish 4 ur luck tomorrow paper,
career dev..

 
Comment by abid
2007-10-30 19:10:13

quite an interesting entry but yet after all the study and education from here for approx. 3 and half years…you still make careless mistake.. check your grammar!!

referring to number 3 and 6

blog reader,

abid

Comment by vangardx
2007-10-30 19:26:02

komen mcm nie yg aku mahu..bukan sekadar membaca.. :D thanks bro

 
 
Comment by abid
2007-10-30 19:16:31

i have an idea…how about..you make an entry about stock market.. and how to play with the market… just a bit of information that i get to get you started.. with only 20k-30k, you can make approximately 1-5k minimum every month…”paling busuklah”.. if the market is in your luck..you might eventually double the money less than one month…

for your information..if its about halal dan haram, the KLCI provide a counter approved by the syariah…only some of it… but still you can make money out of it…

Comment by vangardx
2007-10-30 19:30:15

best jugak..tpi benda tu bukan bidang aku la..cara kau cakap tu mcm dah tau je..tanak kongsi ke? atau pun kau nak jd guest writer tak? kau kan suka current issue skang :D kalau nak kau tulis je ap yg kau nak..nanti britau aku :D

 
 
Comment by awqi_zar
2007-10-31 05:54:41

haha..mmg lawak la ko vangardx..haha..klu brani,open book jek la exam..hehe..

Comment by Trojan Subscribed to comments via email
2007-10-31 09:40:02

atma je cam ni naim..
Kt U luar sume ade kamera atas kepala..

Comment by vangardx
2007-10-31 10:43:23

pandai la ko..mana boleh buat camnie..time nie kan lecturer tak masuk lagi..jgn buat statement bukan2 beb..ada big bro yg memerhati..

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Comment by brontokan sakan
2007-10-31 17:41:28

pekse ke tu? tiru takpe asalkan faham. jika tiru tapi tak faham macam mana nak jawab pekse.

 
Comment by zool
2007-10-31 18:58:14

tak payah lah nak cheat2 nie..
apa yang ko usaha itu le yang ko dapat..
Syukur je lah..

 
Comment by ArM
2007-10-31 18:58:59

mantap2..setakat ni, budak course aku takde buat bende2 camni..sume macam yg no 9 tu..hihihi

Comment by vangardx
2007-10-31 22:56:53

ha..bagus..jadikan beliau sbg model kepada plajar2 skalian :D

 
 
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2007-10-31 21:38:00

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Comment by am Subscribed to comments via email
2007-11-01 00:04:53

kat luar exam bole bawak buku masuk pew…. msia xleh lah…

 
Comment by adib. Subscribed to comments via email
2007-11-01 16:55:46

HAA…aku puas hati tgk nih…aku setuju yg no 3…aku pon buat..ar..

 
Comment by titan
2007-11-02 01:10:47

Aku penah meniru. Memang selalu lepas tanpa halangan. Tapi kekadang, apa yang aku bawak. Itu yang tak keluar..apa yang aku lupa baca. Itu pulak yang kuar..Hampeh tul!

Comment by vangardx
2007-11-02 01:19:33

pada ketika itu..sila guna perkataan “kalaulah” aku study dari awal kan bagus :D

 
 
Comment by abdfatah
2007-11-22 07:29:42

if you study from the beginning maybe it good for your future. not bad cheating with not a same writing.

just answer like this…. if you don’t know the answer. i don’t know anything… hahahaaa….

 
Comment by syuxx
2007-11-27 17:46:07

i have do the number 3 once before the ministry of edu
prohibit the use of cellphone in school..
hahaha..

 
2007-12-07 12:38:16

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Comment by zz
2008-02-02 13:39:17

no 9 tu smart..no tel plizz..huhu

 
Comment by Stock Market Guide
2009-11-11 12:25:53

I think i have a friend that would find this very interesting. Keep well and thanks for the info!

 
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