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8 steps in how to cheat during final examination

Posted October 30th, 2007 in Uncategorized by vangardx |


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Salam & hello to all my dearest reader especially to all student in Malaysia. How are you today? How many percent of subject or chapter being covered for the examination? Huhu..pening kepala? Tula suruh study awal tak mau kan dah menyesal. Just imagine if you spend only 5 minutes per day :p then now its time to play

Ok i would like to share 8 tips in how to overcome cheater during final examination. Sorry for my entry title, its not about how to cheat in the examination actually.

Read the instruction by referring the photo above.
1. Tell your lecturer she have a toyol (informer)
2. Tell your lecturer she was discussing (exchange idea and answers)
3. Tell your lecturer he was reading his sms notes (now got video tutorial, still image)
4. Tell your lecturer she was looking for something inside her bag (reference book)
5. Tell your lecturer she have a great conversation with the person at the back (checking their answer similarity)
6. Tell your lecturer he was hiding something inside his body (1 piece of written A4 paper)
7. Tell your lecturer he was covering his friends (Tonto modus operandi)
8. Tell your lecturer he was copying his friend answer sheet (superfast photostat machine)

Then the lecturer said, look at the person number 9, he is a good boy. Never cheat never lie, duty honour and intergrity :D apa da aku merepek ni..

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30 Responses so far.

  1. od3n says:

    ahaks~ selamat berjuang menentang musuh negara iaitu toyol~

  2. Fath says:

    Smart2 lah pakaian korang semua ni :)

  3. Azhar Ahmad says:

    Hahhahah, masuk bakul angkat sendiri nih….

  4. Fahmishah says:

    fulamak! smart bai korang nye pakaian!

  5. fajar says:

    yup. smart sungguh dgn uniform ni. :)

  6. Trojan says:

    wish 4 ur luck tomorrow paper,
    career dev..

  7. abid says:

    quite an interesting entry but yet after all the study and education from here for approx. 3 and half years…you still make careless mistake.. check your grammar!!

    referring to number 3 and 6

    blog reader,

    abid

  8. abid says:

    i have an idea…how about..you make an entry about stock market.. and how to play with the market… just a bit of information that i get to get you started.. with only 20k-30k, you can make approximately 1-5k minimum every month…”paling busuklah”.. if the market is in your luck..you might eventually double the money less than one month…

    for your information..if its about halal dan haram, the KLCI provide a counter approved by the syariah…only some of it… but still you can make money out of it…

    • vangardx says:

      best jugak..tpi benda tu bukan bidang aku la..cara kau cakap tu mcm dah tau je..tanak kongsi ke? atau pun kau nak jd guest writer tak? kau kan suka current issue skang :D kalau nak kau tulis je ap yg kau nak..nanti britau aku :D

  9. awqi_zar says:

    haha..mmg lawak la ko vangardx..haha..klu brani,open book jek la exam..hehe..

  10. pekse ke tu? tiru takpe asalkan faham. jika tiru tapi tak faham macam mana nak jawab pekse.

  11. zool says:

    tak payah lah nak cheat2 nie..
    apa yang ko usaha itu le yang ko dapat..
    Syukur je lah..

  12. ArM says:

    mantap2..setakat ni, budak course aku takde buat bende2 camni..sume macam yg no 9 tu..hihihi

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  15. am says:

    kat luar exam bole bawak buku masuk pew…. msia xleh lah…

  16. adib. says:

    HAA…aku puas hati tgk nih…aku setuju yg no 3…aku pon buat..ar..

  17. titan says:

    Aku penah meniru. Memang selalu lepas tanpa halangan. Tapi kekadang, apa yang aku bawak. Itu yang tak keluar..apa yang aku lupa baca. Itu pulak yang kuar..Hampeh tul!

  18. abdfatah says:

    if you study from the beginning maybe it good for your future. not bad cheating with not a same writing.

    just answer like this…. if you don’t know the answer. i don’t know anything… hahahaaa….

  19. syuxx says:

    i have do the number 3 once before the ministry of edu
    prohibit the use of cellphone in school..
    hahaha..

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  21. zz says:

    no 9 tu smart..no tel plizz..huhu

  22. I think i have a friend that would find this very interesting. Keep well and thanks for the info!

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